Believe it or not,

WE ACTUALLY FOUND THE PLACE!

Not to say the search was uneventful. We got attacked by a killer dragonfly and had to evacuate the car. We made plenty of wrong turns, and went trespassing on private property...all in the name of our Mission. "Kellermans" is really a golf club/private resort. We got to the gate, lied to get let in, and were warned only to go to the lakefront. OK, great, that's in the movie, too, but we wanted to see the stairs that Baby dances on. So off we went to the forbidden golf course, watermeLLon and cameras in tow. We didn't look suspiscous or anything. But hey, we finally found THE STAIRS, perched the camera on self timer on the car roof, and got his classic shot.