This Month's Useless Poll:

If you were a bean, what kind would you be?

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Answer's to last month's survey...
If you were a superhero, who would you be?

I am Wonder Woman. People think she is Linda Carter, but it is really me. I made gooduse of my Superhero powers in Tulsa at Ropes. I used my invisible plane to fly there, my golden lasso to climb poles, and my magic bracelets to ward off chiggers. Thanks to M!ke Imboden for my picture!

      -- Virtual Linda

Wonder Woman -- I've always wanted to look good in shorts with a belt. Hey, it runs in the family!

      -- Linda's Mom

I would be The Green Hornet ...whenever I came into a room, I could play Flight of the Bumblebee (I like that song). ...and I could have my chinese sidekick, Kato, at my side! possibly played by our favorite chinese: AnnE

              -- Kelan

I am partial to the Flash. Anyone that can run around the world in like 10 minutes is definitely cool!!!

              -- markdlc


Well, being a total geek when it comes to comics and superheroes, I know so many that's it a hard choice to make. If I wanted to be socially aware, I'd choose Superman because with his powers I could make a difference in today's restless world. If I was in it for kicks it's have to be Batman, afterall - his alter ego Bruce Wayne get's to score with lotsa hot chicks. Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Batgirl (well, she *is* of age y'know!). And he has a cool car. But I guess when all is said and done, if I could be one superhero it would be The Hulk. Sure, everyone thinks he's a monster and they shoot at him with guns and tanks and crap like that, but he's green and like Kermit said, "It aint easy being green" so I would expect some hardships along the way. Why be the Hulk? That's easy - purple pants. 'Nuff said!

              -- M!ke Imboden

My superhero character would be Deflowerman - ender of all chastity in the known world! Under the guise of Hugh Jorgan, salesman of LARGE sex toys in a seedy sex shop, Deflowerman awaits the need for his supreme ability to make the young girls cry ( I write the songs, I write the songs). Deflowerman, as you may already know, is hung like a tibetan yak (and just as hairy) AHHHHHHHHHH! He is the one your mother warned you about yet had secret fantasies of meeting in a dark alley. The famed war cry of this popular hero is "of course I love you, look at how hard you've made me." And his favorite wine? "Please untie me Deflowerman!"

              -- Hugh

I'D BE FLASH GORDON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reason being cause downtown there's a lotta cool chick at fells point and stuff...... well what I'd be able to to is get up close to them and get a nice butt squeeze and then BBWWIINNNNNGGGG my ass is gone and they never see me. Oh yeah, as the weather changed I might go for a lil pinch test of something else on the fems as a cool breeze smacked them head on.... LOL........ boy I hope I win something for this!

              -- Scott