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    UNTIL I SEE BARRY IN VEGAS!!
    Aren't you jealous?
    There are millions of us. Barry Heads. We love the man who writes the songs that make the whole world sing. And there is only one woman that Barry loves more than anyone. That's right, me!

    Yes, for years he has been my secret husband. It's kinda like that Jerry Lee Lewis thing with his cousin. I was three years old when he wrote the song below for me.

    Some girls might try and tell me I'm crazy. That Mandy chick... well, we all know about her. And then there is Jenny. I know he sings "Jenny, you're my only girl"... but that was just a SONG! Not real life. Get over it already.

    A LINDA SONG

    Music: Barry Manilow
    He never wrote a song for Linda
    He wrote as though he lived alone
    He wrote of dreams that end
    And of sad brave men
    Inventing worlds he'd never known

    But he never wrote a song for Linda
    And she was right there all along
    Loved him back to life
    When his luck ran low
    But he never wrote a Linda song

    He nearly broke his heart at writing
    Linda kept him from despair
    Standin' by his side
    through the hungry days
    But he hardly seemed to see her there

    And he never wrote a song for Linda
    And she was right there all along
    The one real thing in his crazy world
    And he never wrote a Linda song.

    When the bills piled up
    He couldn't pay
    He couldn't dream no more
    So he hitched a ride and he rode away
    And he left a note for Linda by the door
    By the door

    When times got rough he'd phone her
    Once or twice she took the call
    Then she changed her number and she turned her head
    And Linda never looked back at all

    He'll never write a song for Linda
    And she was right there all along
    All he knows is no one understands
    And he never wrote a Linda song
    No he never wrote a Linda song