Buy It Now: $79.99

• Lovely purple clouds
• Jesus in brown robes
• Elvis is wearing a jacket with high collar white shirt
• Elvis has a halo behind his head
• GREAT GIFT, christmas is coming
• Painted on soft deep rich velvet

• MUST HAVE for you or your loved ones collection
• Great piece for the wall and/or a SUPER GIFT
• Painting measure 18" x 12"
• Velvet is stretched over wood backing

Starting Bid: $4500.00

Item Description: 17 Foot Great White Shark..just like this one, but made just for you. I will mount one of these 17 foot (live weight of over 3,000 pounds) huge Great White. The shark will be custom made for you, with steel rods through the bottom fins, so it can be anchored into the ground. Or I can use steel eye hooks out the back so it could be hung from the ceiling. Your choice.

It will take me 4 to 6 weeks to complete once a $2,500.00 deposit is made. Balance due at shipping. I will help by building a crate or maybe by renting a trialer and meeting you half way.Give me a call.

Reserve is $4,500.00 which is very reasonable and can be compared to prices near $9,000.00 for a smaller fish.

Final Bid: over $200.00

"It looks so realistic, you have to touch it and your still not sure."

I'm not sure I would know what that SHOULD feel like.

Hmm... Bald eagle sculpture... Cattle skull sculpture... Bald eagle sculpture... Cattle skull sculpture. Can't decide? Now you can have the best of both worlds! 

Final Bid: unknown

Shows the history of the John Deere tractors.

Hint: If you do a search on "pillow" in eBay, you're bound to find some interesting things. I found some cool Elvis pillows and found a velvet Elvis pillow, a hula girl Hawaii pillow and a hot-pink shag rug pillow.

Price: unknown

Description: This black velvet portrait of JonBenet Ramsey measures 18"x24" and was painted by Tijuana velvet artist Azcona.

The rest of the American Tabloid Heroes Collection will be available for viewing on-line in the Patriot Portrait Collectible velvet gallery after December 1st.

NOTE: You can never have too many velvet paintings!

Starting Bid: $9.99

WOW WHAT A RACK!!!This JACKALOPE is AWESOME ! This JACKALOPE stands 7" tall by 4.5" long & is made of real rabbit fur.This JACKALOPE would be a great gift or add it to your collection. PLEASE BUY ME & TAKE ME HOME !

Final Bid: over $200.00

A transparent toilet seat, with a selection of rare coins embedded in it. The seller suggested that this item could alternatively be used as an "oval picture frame". Yes, whichever family member you frame with a toilet seat will no doubt feel loved.

Note the bear-skin rug it is placed on, and the diplomas on the wood-paneling in the background. Clearly style is no stranger in this house.

I wish I could say I was joking when I say that the bidding for this item was above $200 when I found it. I was too distraught to check back for the final bid.

Final Bid: usd 90.00

This one is best summed up with a selection of quotes from the seller...

"Many people have a mounted head on the wall, but can you actually say you have a butt on the wall."

"[...] this Butt is perfect in every detail, right down to the crack in his BUTT."

"The value of this unique BUTT is about $300.00"

Boy, somebody got an awfully good deal at only $90, then.

(Found by Mistress Sky)

This is a velvet painting of what appears to be Jesus Christ and an eighteen wheeler. The item description inexplicably read "BLACK VELVET PAINTING GOD BLESS OUR TRUCKERS".