The Art of Haiku

I like cheddar cheese
Melted in the microwave
In yummy sandwich

Days of our Lives Fans
Wonder who will be dead next?
Read spoilers online.

I hear the whisper:
"Doc, Doc, Are you the killer?"
Laughing my ass off.

Lessons from John Black
Kate Roberts learned to whisper
Turn the volume up.

Thunder and lightning
Marlena appears in door
Time to die, Alice.

Tom can't help you now.
They call this must see tv?
Your contract is up.

Jan tries to kill Belle
The ol' radio in tub
trick -- Like Jen A's dad.

Alice is now dead.
Doc's chowing down on donuts
Recipe is gone.

So stressed out right now
My brain is going to explode
Need to take a break.

Write five-seven-five
Always makes me feel better
The art of haiku